OFFLINE / ARCHIVED
Pulse Compute
A hosting and VPS experiment that ran for a while, taught a lot, and then gracefully powered down.
SYSTEM ONLINE
HELLO, I'M SEHAJ.
I break servers so I can learn how to fix them.
PSST — TRY ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
sehaj.exe — cmd
▌01
WHOAMI
A slightly unhinged timeline.
👶Started messing with computers
Mostly by deleting things I shouldn't have.
🐧Discovered Linux
Immediately reinstalled it four times. Character building.
🖥️Got into servers
One old box, way too much confidence.
☁️Started experimenting with hosting
Uptime became a personality trait.
🚀Started building Pulse Compute
Turning the chaos into an actual product.
🤖Now messing with AI
Teaching machines to break things faster than me.
02
MY STACK
Hover a skill to unlock its honest description.
Linux█████████░90%
> Lives in the terminal. Rent-free.
Proxmox████████░░80%
> Why run one OS when you can run nine?
Docker████████░░80%
> It works in my container. Ship it.
Python███████░░░70%
> Scripts that automate things nobody asked for.
Networking████████░░80%
> It's always DNS. Always.
AI██████░░░░60%
> Currently convincing a GPU it loves me.
03
SERVER ROOM 🖥️
Click a machine in the rack to see what it's doing.
RACK A · 5U
PULSE-01
Status : 🔴 OFFLINE
Purpose: Hosting
Uptime : probably
> The one that must not go down. But It has gone down Unfortunately.
04
PROJECTS 🚀
Things currently running (mostly).
SMART HOME + AI
Homecore
A house that thinks. Mostly about turning fans on at 3AM.
PROXMOX / LINUX
Server Lab
Where hypervisors go to be reinstalled every other weekend.
CHAOS
Random Stuff™
Scripts, bots, half-finished ideas and one very cursed cronjob.
05
ACHIEVEMENTS 🏆
Unlocked the hard way.
🏆
Broke Production
Somehow fixed it afterwards.
🐧
Linux Survivor
Used apt without completely destroying the machine.
☁️
Tunnel Master
Made a service accessible without a public IP.
💀
sudo Enjoyer
Knows just enough Linux to be dangerous.